I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Q.What hit the ground first when falling out of a tree a leaf or a emo kid? A. Leaf there is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
Why did sally fall out the window? She was pushed
What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
