Fall

Fall jokes

Aid

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.

Adoption

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

Memes

Emo

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

Sister

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Reason

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Tower

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

iPhone

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.

Wheel

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

Flag

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

Swing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Russian

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Bomb

Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A bomb.