why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Why did Ross fall of the swing Because he had no arms
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When some one falls you say to them I remember when I stared to learn to walk
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th
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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell of and bumped his head
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said
Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
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The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
Why did the kid fall off the swing- he had no arms
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall
Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day, one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
