Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What is fall?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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