Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
