Faith jokes

God's racist. He separated light from dark.

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.