Factory jokes

Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...

I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory!

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

What's the definition of total chaos?

A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.