Hell you fuck bitch dick
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
What Do you call a deer that has no eyes
No ideas
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer....they only gave her the day off with pay.....unfair!
