Facebook jokes
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
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FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
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When he shares screen on call
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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eyyyy as youve noticed (if u did) ive been on less for the past few days hehediuehuhuhwcn cus my friend lets me borrow her old phone, so thats why and i might be gone for the past few days, who knows maybe ill disappear for good. im mostly on facebook sharing memes and shit and talking to few other people. and i might also wanna improve myself since i feel like shit from the very first start of december. if u wanna hmu i cant be on uwu, im on facebook lol. u can add me "Chicky Chexy" lol anyways bye yall:) i might come back "might" this site is dead now lol take care be safe love yaaaa<33
Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person
Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more