Face Jokes

Ugly face dude: hi kiddo

Kid: hi kid: leaves

Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?

You are so blind even a spider can see better than you

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What’s the artist imagine something

imagine Dragons

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face

your skin so bright you could be used as a highlighter

Mo sal f

wanna hear a joke? your face

I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!

I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod

yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.

“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table

What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

So I walk in to a bar and There’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face

That’s the punch line