Face jokes

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.