Bunger got me like:
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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.
Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries
I like my clocks like I like people
Under 12
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
