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I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
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How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
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How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
