What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Face Jokes
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
