Want to hear a joke?
Your face
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
