Face jokes

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.