Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
your face and your life
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets Jalapeno your face!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face
Your face is a joke.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*
Opponents fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
