eye's jokes
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Memes
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"