Existence jokes

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.

Oliver Savage's life.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Life is like a penis. It is short.

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

Once I was 7.

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

My hopes and dreams.

I laughed at my life so hard.

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

I don't want to die.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.

Dean's sex life.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?