The 15+ Best Root Jokes

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping

Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion

What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids what is the difference between a human and a used

What's the square root of your dead? 9/11

Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!

I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 lack of money is the root of all evil 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊😊 😊