What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids what is the difference between a human and a used
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
This song is sus Because I’m happy CLAP along if u fell like happiness is the root What are u clapping
Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
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Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
Q: DO YOU KNOW THE QUADRATIC FORMULA? A: DUHHH! Comment: THEN SOLVE IT! Formula: -b+ - square root b^2 - 4 ac/2a
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
