Existence jokes
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me and my life.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"