Existence jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
My life.
Little Johnny died.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Memes
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle π².
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why are we here?
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
My life, part 2.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Want to hear a joke? My life.