Existence jokes
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Why are we here?
My life, part 2.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
My chance of finding love.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"