Existence jokes
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
My life...
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What do you call a person?
A person.
My life.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Little Johnny died.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Why are we here?
My life, part 2.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.