Existence jokes
My dick is longer than your life.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I took a sip of water.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Louie's parents tried this.
These jokes make me want to die.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.