Existence jokes

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?

They all ate each other.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?

What is the difference between a human and a human?

Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

Little Johnny died.

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

Worried I am dead.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.