My entire existence
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Why the "hell" is this here?
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
not a joke? more like not an existing organism in life.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Everything.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Life.
My live.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
