Existence jokes

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

My life, part 2.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

My life :(

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

I took a sip of water.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Life is all that matters.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

you.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

Me and my life.

My chance of finding love.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"