Existence jokes
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
Can I die?
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why does this exist?
My dignity to live.
Me. I am the joke.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Life's too short to want it.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.