Existence jokes

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

Yourself.

If you read this, your life is a joke.

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.

Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.

I will tell you a joke--your life.

What is the difference between a human and a human?

Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.

"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Lachlan's life.

Caley's life.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

Yo life.

Once I was 7.

A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"

Dad: "Because I’m gay."

*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*

Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"

Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."

The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."

Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"

Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"

Son: "But it was a nightmare..."

*Dad turns into a monster*

Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"

The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.

The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"

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