Existence jokes
Who are you?
Yourself.
The joke is me.
My friend's life.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Old ladies are non existent.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Adriano loves life.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Yourself.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.