Existence jokes
The joke is me.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Yourself.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.