--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
Your money you bully's everyting you hate
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up 😳😂😂😂
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
