An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Everyone if I am not online that is because i am on a Vaction so yea.
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
