Evers jokes

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

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    • Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

    Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

    I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

    If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

    Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

    Rape...hurt...and sell them!

    Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

    Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

    Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

    Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

    It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

    My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

    She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

    If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

    Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

    When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...