Evers jokes
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.