Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
