Event jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!