Event jokes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What happened when the man died? Yes.