Event jokes
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Memes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.