Event jokes
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you read on Halloween?
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.