Event jokes
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Just do it.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.