Event jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.