Event jokes
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.