Event jokes
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Memes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
These are as weak as the towers.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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