Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Event Jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
