Event jokes
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What happened when the man died? Yes.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
When you're born on 4/20/69...
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.