Event jokes

What time is it when you get home?

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!