Event jokes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
I'll rate this a 9/11.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...