Event jokes
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I'll rate this a 9/11.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"