Event jokes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
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When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"