Event jokes

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.

I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I'll rate this a 9/11.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."