Event jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"