Event jokes

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I'll rate this a 9/11.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

SpongeBob did 9/11.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"