Event jokes
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Memes
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Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?