Event jokes

The twins are falling down.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

Ummmm 67.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇