It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
