What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
