Event jokes
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
welp u alr know what it is
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Someone dies.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
The twins are falling down.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.