Event jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Someone dies.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
The twins are falling down.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.