You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Event Jokes
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Someone dies.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
I give these jokes a 9/11.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a like if you LOL at this joke!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
The twins are falling down.
