Event jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
welp u alr know what it is
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Someone dies.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!