Event jokes
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.