Event jokes
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Your future.