Event jokes
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."