How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
