Event

Event jokes

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?

Because they can't get a parent's signature.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.