Event jokes
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
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Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.