Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Event Jokes
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Thank God I went on the tenth.
