I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
These are as weak as the towers.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
