Event jokes
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
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Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.