Even jokes

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.