Even jokes

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.