Even jokes

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.