Even Jokes

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.