Even jokes
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.