Even jokes

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"