I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Even Jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
