Even jokes

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.