Even jokes

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."