Even jokes

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.

Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?

Parents' evening.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.