Even jokes
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Memes
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.