Even jokes
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
This is not even a joke.