You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
