Ethics jokes

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

Suicide is population control, republished.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Religion

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?