Ethics jokes
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!