Ethics jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Suicide is population control, republished.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"