Ethics jokes
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
I fucked my mom.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.