Ethics jokes

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Suicide is population control, republished.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?