Ethics jokes

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.