Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?đ You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, itâs a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesnât change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and donât let people break your dreams, and donât forget them either. So no matter who you are, donât let people change who you are. đșđź
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Why canât you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why donât you peel a banana?
Itâs too hard to kill your nana.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
