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At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?

Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.

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    • The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."

    Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

    Dad: "Ask your sister."

    Girl: "I don't have a..."

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    • Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

    Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."

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    • What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

    They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

    Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

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    • What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

    What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

    They fight and... You know the rest.

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    • What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?

    They both worry about how she will turn out!