Epstein jokes

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.