Epstein jokes

What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?

A minor.

What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?

The retarded kid down the street.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.

Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?

Bring them young.

What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?

They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.