Epstein jokes

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.