Epstein jokes

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?

They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?

A: They both like to eat kids in and out.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?

A. Kids turn them on.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.