Entertainment jokes
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Guess!!!!?
best last comment ever
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.