Entertainment jokes
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Rocks :
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.