What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Any more song suggestions?
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.