Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
