Entertainment jokes
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"