Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
best last comment ever
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.