Entertainment jokes
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.