Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Memes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What is this joke?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...