Entertainment jokes
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Memes
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
He sing, he dance, he he.