Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Awesome, amazing game!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.