Entertainment jokes
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
He sing, he dance, he he.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.