Entertainment jokes
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Memes
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.