Entertainment jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.