Actually, Iron Man is female.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesnβt have legs?
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
