I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
im so fucking bored
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
me haha im the joke
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
