Entertainment jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Memes
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I love rap!
I came here to laugh.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!