Entertainment jokes

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

To work on his FLOW ISSUES.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With COOL YO mints!

How do rappers stay cool in the summer?

They drop ICE COLD rhymes.

What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

A VELOCI-RAPPER!

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.