Entertainment jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I love rap!
I came here to laugh.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Two baby seals walk into a club.