Entertainment jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Memes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I love rap!
I came here to laugh.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"