Entertainment jokes
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Memes
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I love rap!
I came here to laugh.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!