Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Jack

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5.

Film

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Memes

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Lego

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Haircut

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Time

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.