Entertainment jokes
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Memes
He sing, he dance, he he.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?