Entertainment jokes
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.