Entertainment jokes
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What is a joke?
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
None of these jokes really took off.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.