Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
