Entertainment jokes
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Memes
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!