Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Year

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

Memes

Burger

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

DVD

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Orphan

What is an orphan's dad's job?

A magician because he makes himself disappear.

Fortnite

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Show

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

Clown

If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

...is that a romantic jester?