What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
