Entertainment jokes
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
John is not funny.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!