Entertainment jokes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Memes
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!