why did the orphan become a striper.... to have someone to call daddy
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
Why can't a orphan watch T.V.
Because it can't find the home button
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Bro your humor is so bad i bet you would laugh at this
A B 💿
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
When you realize the person reading this is a clown
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
http://funwithcomicbook.blogspot.com/
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
