What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Entertainment Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
He sing, he dance, he he.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
