Entertainment jokes
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!