Entertainment jokes
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Game of Thrones season 8.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.