Entertainment jokes
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?