What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Entertainment Jokes
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What is this joke?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
