
Entertainment jokes
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Beatles
Are cool.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Viggie tickles.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.