Beatles
Are cool.
Entertainment Jokes
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Viggie tickles.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
