Entertainment jokes
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Beatles
Are cool.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Viggie tickles.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.