There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the orphan rob the bank, Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Like if u cry everytime.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
