Emotion jokes
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).
Why you always in a mood?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I love not much.
I'm all panic and no disco.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
I don’t love being bored.