Emotion jokes

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: 🙄.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: 😳😶😟.

My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I hate myself.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

It's not rape if you're both crying.