Emotion jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Try not to <3.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

I love dccfffghyyhh.

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Wanna come hang out with me?

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Me: The light wow brighter than my future.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

I laughed at my life so hard.

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.