Emotion jokes
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I hate myself.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.