Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Emotion Jokes
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I hate my life.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
