I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
Adriano loves life.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
My favorite joke is my life.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
