Emotion jokes
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I hate my life.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.