Emoś jokes
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.