Emoś jokes
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.