Emoś jokes

Emo

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Apple

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Emo

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

Emo

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

Class

I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.

Emo

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

Emo kid

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Kid

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

Emo girl

An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.

Emo

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Apple

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

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  • Emo

    Emos are dark people....

    ...So why are they all white?

    Goths are even darker...

    SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

    Emo

    Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

    So he could wake up inside.