Emoś jokes
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.