Emoś jokes
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.