Emoś jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.