Emoś jokes
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.