Emoś jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...