Emoś jokes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.