Emoś jokes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.