Emoś jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.