Emoś jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.