Emoś jokes
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.