Emoś jokes
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.