Emoś jokes
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.