Emoś jokes
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)