Emoś jokes
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)