Emoś jokes
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Ur mom is emo.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.