What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
