Emo jokes
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Wears pink.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Daddy, harder!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.