Emo jokes
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wears pink.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Daddy, harder!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.