Emo jokes
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Can I get a Hoyah?
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.