Emo jokes
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Wears pink.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Daddy, harder!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.