Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Emo Jokes
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Yoav
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
