Emo jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
What's Dr. Phil's least favorite music genre?
Emo.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Baka!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What is a monkey with a head?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.